Bugger, forgot to add a wish.

I wish for Minecraft's 1.7 update to come out sooner.

The update comes out, except the update makes hundreds of creepers spawn everywhere on your world causing you to rage quit.

I wish for an alienware PC

Granted, but the PC is broken and unfixable.

I wish I am myself.

You turn into yourself exept, your real self is a clown, that goes to the circus every day to perform endlessly.

I wish for an awesome, glowing keyboard

You have an awesome glowing keyboard, but it is glowing because it is radioactive.

I wish I could win the lotto.

Fergal wrote:

You have an awesome glowing keyboard, but it is glowing because it is radioactive.

I wish I could win the lotto.

You win the lottery, but you only win the 10 dollar prize.

I wish for a koala.

You get a koala but you do not know that it belonged to jack the ripper.
A couple of days later the koala has eaten your nose.

I wish for no more spam.

Admin wrote:

You get a koala but you do not know that it belonged to jack the ripper.
A couple of days later the koala has eaten your nose.

I wish for no more spam.

Spam is utterly wiped out. There are no more spammers. However, people begin hacking, instead, and destroy all sites on the internet.

(Also, all canned SPAM is gone! Oh no!)


I wish for a better system to be released by Nintendo.

They make a new system, so high tech no one can make games for it until 2100

I wish for endless life...

I wish for an infinite supply of cookie dough

That is not how you play dude....

sorry i didnt see your wish.

yuo get endless life but everyone you know and care about dies and you are left alone for all eternity

You get an infinite supply of dough but I tastes like...

I wish to live in Japan... :-)

you live in  Japan but accidently make a racist comment and the Japanese brutally beat you to death

I wish Admin would trust me more than cyrux as I am a friend who wants to help

Admin trusts you. End.

I wish for a minecraft smilies

you get one but it starts to burn and then disappears into the air

I wish admin would let hunter and me help
also that halo 5 would hurry up and come out

Halo 5 is released but it has heaps of glitches and bugs

I wish for a free xbox1

you get one but it obly has 1g of memory and the controller has the worst battery ever made (it runs out in 5 mins) and it blows up whilr you are setting it up

I wish for chocolate rain

You get chocolate rain, however, you feel the pain.

I wish for winter to come quickly.

it comes quickly but you are unexpecting and you freeze to death within seconds
(p.s I am guessing you have seen the choc rain vid)
I wish that I could be a spartan

You are a spartan but you can not move because the armoir is so heavy.

I wish for the world to be free of war.

the world is empty of human war but then elites grunts and jackals invade and start war

I wish for no assignments and homework at school

Suddenly, a horrible teacher gives you 5 tonnes of homework..

I wish for a laptop..

you get one but thhe battery sucks and it breaks down after 1 day it also only had 1g of memory

I wish i was captain john price of the 141